1. Sapio Sexual
One who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature in a person
2. Vegi Patch
A club, party or social gathering where males suddenly find themselves completely out numbered by hot women
The act of sending out flirtations, but non-committal text messages (i.e “breadcrumbs”) to members of the opposite sex in order to lure a sexual partner without expending much effort.
4. Sausage Factory
Social gathering where a guy thinks he will have the ideal opportunity to attain a suitable mating partner of the opposite sex and it’s raining men!
A strategy used to see if someone is still interested in you. You dangle something in front of them that will peak their interest enough to be interested in you but your only interested in it ti stroke your ego and walk away.
6. Yawn Pong
The ultimate technique in a crowded room to see if someone is actually checking you out. Yawn and when you look over and see them yawning also (try this technique more then once to make sure it’s not a fluke as ywaning is the single most contagious thing known in the universe.) you’re in.
Having someone in reserve as a back up for when plans don’t work out
You are being with someone and more interested in their future potential rather than where they are currently
Suddenly ceasing all communication with someone the subject is dating, but no longer wishes to date. Disappears into thin air
10. Beer Goggles
A phenomenon in which one’s consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, “there are no ugly women at closing time”
Lumbersexuals are men who are “more concerned with existing in the outdoors, or the pseudo-outdoors, than meticlous grooming habits.” Have rugged beards, over nature an are often wearing flannels and dad jeans.
Daters aren’t in it to fall in love or even lust. They have one end goal, and that’s scoring. They consider themselves sexual hunters and the people they flirt with their prey and its NSA (o string attached) all the way!
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